Mobile Phones

Common Calamities

1. Dropped the mobile on the ground (heh, did this many many times but my phone is still fine!)
2. Squeezed the mobile in tight jeans or pockets
3. Used the handset in the rain
4. Threw the phone on the ground in rage
5. The dog or child got hold of the mobile
6. Dropped the mobile in the toilet
7. Dropped the handset into the sea
8. Forgot the mobile on the roof of the car
9. Perspiration on the mobile during workout
10. Dropped the handset in the snow

I'm itching for a new phone but there's nothing wrong with my current one! oh wait, except that it doesn't have a coloured screen, a camera... but at least it's polyphonic. Oh pooh...